I was telling @donaldppage that my MacBook Air was in a box and waiting for FedEx to pick her up in China. Then he asked if she was my Chinese Mistress since my car is my German Mistress, I said yes. After, I realized I also have a Japanese Mistress which is my Canon 5D mkII.

By J. Ford

Jonathan Ford is a 2006 graduate of Louisiana Tech University with a degree in Computer Information Systems. He grew up in the New Orleans suburb of Mandeville and currently lives in Nashville, TN with his wife and two pets.

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